And What's A Heart, Anyway?

The Eighth Flame

2008-07-25T04:40:17Z

...WHAT.

The Seventh Flame

2008-07-09T20:50:34Z

...well.

That didn't go quite as planned.

....just sort of as expected....

The Sixth Flame

2008-07-05T20:34:34Z

....the jury's still out on alcohol.

...so...

(OOC: Drunk sex is the only sex, kids. Remember that. ♥)

The Fifth Flame

2008-07-01T21:08:57Z

...huh.

...the bed was a lot warmer than normal, this morning~

~~Can't say I minded.~~

(OOC: Strikes visible to Roxas and Val, unhackable to others)

The Fourth Flame [Voice Post]

2008-06-27T04:16:22Z

...is this thing on yet...? Oh, there it......hey. Youthful ward. Come out and play~

[A giggle.]

...'Youthful ward?'

It seemed like the most public-friendly nickname~ Why, what would you call him?

Me? Ummmm....well, by his name, of course! Roxas!

Ah, there's no inventiveness in that... Hey, little buddy, guess what we've been up to~

A-Axel, don't tell him!

I'm not telling him. I'm teasing him with wonder. There's a big difference.

Sure you are. [Hair ruffling is heard.] Roxas, hurry up and come to the clock tower! We've got a surprise for you!

-ah, hey! [More hair ruffling.] Yeah, hurry up! Or the surprise might disappear without you~

Hey, w--that's cheating!

Sorry, but no. Try again~? [A small chuckle.] Anyway, we're headed over there, so... hurry up, okay?

Yeah, hurry u-- [More hair ruffling.] Gotcha! [The sound of footsteps receding, along with a giggle.]

-ah! Get back here you-! [More footsteps receding.]

[CONNECTION TIMED OUT]

(OOC: Normal is Axel, bold is Val. ♥ THEY'VE BEEN BUSY LITTLE BETCHES~)

The Third Flame

2008-06-19T08:22:05Z

...fucking...

.....

.....was that... a dream?

...had to be. He doesn't remember...

........does that mean I bit myself?

(OOC: So. Uh. .....upcoming NC-17 log will answer any questions you might have about this entry. *sliiiiiiiiiiiiiides on out*)

(OOC2: Also! Axel's... pretty confused by all this. So. He's gonna be cranky, if and when people hack this. That is all~)

The Second Flame [Screened From Roxas]

2008-06-11T05:54:42Z

...hey. Anyone know where I can find a chain? It's pretty important.

The First Flame [Voice Post]

2008-05-24T19:33:52Z

-ey, what the hell?

...oh, you jerk. You can change this place in real-time!

...well. Fine. Do that, and see if it stops me.

Little hint for ya: it's not gonna. He's mi-

...ours. And you're not gonna keep him away from us.

(OOC: He thinks DiZ just dicked with the virtual Twilight Town, and made it looks like... this. D:)

burning_viii @ 2008-05-19T01:56:00

2008-05-19T05:58:15Z

Heyyyy. So, anyone from kh_phantas that still has this journal friended, please de-friend it. It will be used, in the near future, for apurgatorium. I think.

Day 149: The Riddle

2008-02-25T03:31:15Z

....

So.

I have a riddle for you all.

What can you put INTO a person to make them LESS annoying.

I'll give you a hint...

...

...oh, wait.

No I won't.

♥

(OOC: Axel's being random for the express purpose of making people think there's nothing out of the ordinary going on with him.... >.> )

Day 144: <3

2008-02-11T01:26:31Z

...well.

I didn't think he'd actually be able to do anything, but...

....neat!

Welcome back, perv-girl~

Day 137: DSFARGEG!

2008-01-20T07:52:09Z

........

DAMMIT.

Snow. Fabulous. Really, just... just excellent.

Screw you ALL, I'm staying inside until this shit passes.

Hey Wiggles, guess what?

Day 133: Wherein Nubs Are Scoffed At

2008-01-10T01:19:44Z

Having problems with those sticky fingers, Kid?

My pockets might be a bit better lined. If you can get to them.

In other news: the Yacht is finished. It, uh... has a really crappy steam engine that I built by hand... which was hard, since I don't particularly understand all the fundamentals of energy transfer and blah blah blah. They need to make a Boatbuilding For Dummies guide. Not that I'm admitting to being... just... shut up.

Shut up, Sora. Shut up, Kid. Shut up, Rikku. I know you were all thinking it.

Speaking of my pet: Sora, you have an obligation to fulfill... and that time is NOW~

Day 125: I'll Take "The Rapists" For 20

2007-12-17T03:28:08Z

How's your trip going? Not running into any problems, I hope?

I hope you haven't forgotten your promise, cabin boy~

It's almost done~

Santa,

I've been a really good guy this year. Think you can hook a brother up?

I want a working engine for my yacht, trained monkies to crew said yacht, an easy-bake oven, and for Marluxia to spontaneously catch on fire every five minutes.

I can help with that last one, if it's too much to ask.

~Axel

(OOC: Yes, that last part is Axel just being an asshole. <3 )

Day 122: Even Carob Trees Can't Save Us Now

2007-12-08T01:18:57Z

...so, it turns out building stuff is a lot harder than burning it down.

Who knew?

Oh well. I'm making progress, at least.

Hey, Kiddo, when're ya getting here?

Day 121: Oh Hey, This Thing Exists

2007-12-02T05:56:14Z

.....

My pet ate my communicator?

Wait, that doesn't work.

I don't have a pet...

...Sora, do you count?

[Backdated] Day 97: PARRRRTAYYYY

2007-10-04T05:13:53Z

Heyyyyyyyyyyy Roxas

You missed a hell of a party

'm comin' over. Xigbar might not be far behidn me

Day 94: Speechless

2007-09-13T21:08:59Z

I... I'm whole. I don't know how, and I'm not certain how I know... I can just... feel it.

Some of the others have said the same thing...

...and you?

Day 92: Ominous

2007-09-07T03:17:39Z

Big things are coming, kids. Best get inside, if you don't want to get caught in the storm...

Kinda wish I knew what those things were, though.

I guess it doesn't matter... ~~just one more thing to distract Xemmy~~ Just be one more thing for me to worry about, if I knew.

Wait, what am I talking about? I don't worry about stuff. After all... whoever heard of an anxious clown?

Day Unknown: The Competition

2007-08-06T21:27:17Z

You know what they say, about idle hands? Well... I've been idle a lot, recently. And that sucks.

So here's the thing: you guys are going to entertain me. Whichever of our friends from other worlds can mess with Marluxia the best (or Demyx, if you happen to be in Rabanastre), gets a very special prize. What? Well... there'll be a couple things you can choose from.

I could give you a weapon of some sort.

I could give you a coupon for free chocobo rentals.

Orrr.... you could ask me a deep, personal question, and I'd answer it. Seriously... any question you want.

Get cracking, kiddies!

Day 70: Let's get this party started

2007-07-03T16:40:27Z

Hey, Twincest Express: you guys were gonna help me get blitzball going, weren't ya? If so, I need you to start poking people over their journals, and nagging them about joining. Then, once you've got their attention, reel them in with the promise of a... um, "show". Got it memorized?

I'm sorry I didn't stop by, to tell you in person, but...

Things are fine, now, between Sora and I. I don't know WHY he keeps believing things that I say, but... well, at least this was true.

Also, I don't remember how, but I somehow got him to agree to be the cabin boy on a theoretical boat that I might theoretically acquire one day.

Man, my trains of thought switch tracks at ALARMING speeds, don't they?

Day 63: Shit.

2007-06-11T08:18:45Z

Dammit. DAMMIT! That was stupid. Really fucking stupid.

I should have known something was up.

Day 55: Meh

2007-05-20T19:41:06Z

Not much going on... though I see my esteemed compatriot has returned from his little vacation. Exquisite.

Hickory, Kowloon, have I mentioned that this game of yours is pointless?

Hey, Luxxy... you feel like running another get-together? Now that more of us have decided to show up...

Day 49: Well Then.

2007-05-02T00:41:59Z

Petunia's back~

I really did miss the company... And it sounds like he has a fun game planned! Some sort of challenge... Well, I can probably handle it. And if I can't, there's always that ~~menace~~ kid who makes stuff... Rikku, right? Ya got any weedkiller? Just in case, of course...

Oh, that reminds me: Hikuro, Cao-cao... wait, that doesn't look right. Twins. You two. Whatever your names are. I promised you a tour of the Blitzball Stadium, right? Well, I'm ready to make good on that. Where ya wanna meet?

Day 43: BORED

2007-04-14T20:51:34Z

You guys are boring. Somebody DO something. Seriously, nothing interesting has happened since I torched Pinky's greenhouse. Do have to burn MORE of his stuff? Cuz I will. If I have to.

Hm...

Actually, that sounds like a good idea. Problem is, I haven't seen him around recently... it's not as satisfying if he isn't here to notice...

Maybe I just didn't see him. I'll go take another look around.