And What's A Heart, Anyway?

( Private to Self//Unhackable )

...well.

That didn't go quite as planned.

....just sort of as expected....

....the jury's still out on alcohol.

( Private to Val//SO GODDAMN UNHACKABLE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW )

(OOC: Drunk sex is the only sex, kids. Remember that. ♥)

...huh.

...the bed was a lot warmer than normal, this morning~

Can't say I minded.

(OOC: Strikes visible to Roxas and Val, unhackable to others)

...is this thing on yet...? Oh, there it......hey. Youthful ward. Come out and play~

[A giggle.]

...'Youthful ward?'

It seemed like the most public-friendly nickname~ Why, what would you call him?

Me? Ummmm....well, by his name, of course! Roxas!

Ah, there's no inventiveness in that... Hey, little buddy, guess what we've been up to~

A-Axel, don't tell him!

I'm not telling him. I'm teasing him with wonder. There's a big difference.

Sure you are. [Hair ruffling is heard.] Roxas, hurry up and come to the clock tower! We've got a surprise for you!

-ah, hey! [More hair ruffling.] Yeah, hurry up! Or the surprise might disappear without you~

Hey, w--that's cheating!

Sorry, but no. Try again~? [A small chuckle.] Anyway, we're headed over there, so... hurry up, okay?

Yeah, hurry u-- [More hair ruffling.] Gotcha! [The sound of footsteps receding, along with a giggle.]

-ah! Get back here you-! [More footsteps receding.]

[CONNECTION TIMED OUT]

(OOC: Normal is Axel, bold is Val. ♥ THEY'VE BEEN BUSY LITTLE BETCHES~)

( Private to Self//Hackable by Nobodies and Val, with a lot of difficulty )

(OOC: So. Uh. .....upcoming NC-17 log will answer any questions you might have about this entry. *sliiiiiiiiiiiiiides on out*)

(OOC2: Also! Axel's... pretty confused by all this. So. He's gonna be cranky, if and when people hack this. That is all~)

...hey. Anyone know where I can find a chain? It's pretty important.

-ey, what the hell?

...oh, you jerk. You can change this place in real-time!

...well. Fine. Do that, and see if it stops me.

Little hint for ya: it's not gonna. He's mi-

...ours. And you're not gonna keep him away from us.

(OOC: He thinks DiZ just dicked with the virtual Twilight Town, and made it looks like... this. D:)

Heyyyy. So, anyone from kh_phantas that still has this journal friended, please de-friend it. It will be used, in the near future, for apurgatorium. I think.

....

So.

I have a riddle for you all.

What can you put INTO a person to make them LESS annoying.

I'll give you a hint...

...

...oh, wait.

No I won't.

♥

(OOC: Axel's being random for the express purpose of making people think there's nothing out of the ordinary going on with him.... >.> )

...well.

I didn't think he'd actually be able to do anything, but...

....neat!

Welcome back, perv-girl~

........


DAMMIT.


Snow. Fabulous. Really, just... just excellent.


Screw you ALL, I'm staying inside until this shit passes.


( Private to Sora//Unhackable )

Having problems with those sticky fingers, Kid?

My pockets might be a bit better lined. If you can get to them.



In other news: the Yacht is finished. It, uh... has a really crappy steam engine that I built by hand... which was hard, since I don't particularly understand all the fundamentals of energy transfer and blah blah blah. They need to make a Boatbuilding For Dummies guide. Not that I'm admitting to being... just... shut up.

Shut up, Sora. Shut up, Kid. Shut up, Rikku. I know you were all thinking it.

Speaking of my pet: Sora, you have an obligation to fulfill... and that time is NOW~

( Private to Lucrecia//Unhackable )


( Private to Sora//Unhackable )


( (Fake) Private to Santa//No Need To Hack, It's Visible To Everyone )

(OOC: Yes, that last part is Axel just being an asshole. <3 )

...so, it turns out building stuff is a lot harder than burning it down.

Who knew?

Oh well. I'm making progress, at least.


Hey, Kiddo, when're ya getting here?

.....


My pet ate my communicator?

Wait, that doesn't work.

I don't have a pet...

...Sora, do you count?

Heyyyyyyyyyyy Roxas

You missed a hell of a party

'm comin' over. Xigbar might not be far behidn me

( Private to Roxas )

Big things are coming, kids. Best get inside, if you don't want to get caught in the storm...

( Private to Self )

You know what they say, about idle hands? Well... I've been idle a lot, recently. And that sucks.

So here's the thing: you guys are going to entertain me. Whichever of our friends from other worlds can mess with Marluxia the best (or Demyx, if you happen to be in Rabanastre), gets a very special prize. What? Well... there'll be a couple things you can choose from.

I could give you a weapon of some sort.

I could give you a coupon for free chocobo rentals.

Orrr.... you could ask me a deep, personal question, and I'd answer it. Seriously... any question you want.

Get cracking, kiddies!